dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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