marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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