Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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