K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
wow bdsm is so cute
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