I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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