Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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