Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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