his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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