Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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