Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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