it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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