i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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