she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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