he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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