It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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