i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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