How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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