Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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