I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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