I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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