From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
