I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
