Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
