I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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