Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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