She is in my trunk
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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