he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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