apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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