your thong is hanging out like whoa
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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