I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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