Soap is not a condiment
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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