you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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