Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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