Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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