Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He passed out mid-signature
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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