I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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