Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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