I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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