i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We had to coat check the pizza.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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