I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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