I feel like abortions should bother me more
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
this will be a night to untag.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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