you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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