please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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