Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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