Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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