As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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