If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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