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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you still have your period?

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(214): View more from Texas

Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.

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(404): View more from Georgia

No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way

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(916): View more from California

Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.

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(361): View more from Texas

His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.

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