You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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