Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Farmville is her only friend.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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